- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

steven hawking walks into a bar

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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hey guys im gay

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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