- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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