- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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