- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??