what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Anti Joke

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