Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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retard

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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I regret everything.....

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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