How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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3 like an eel

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Anti Joke

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