what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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a ab

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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