- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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