- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

poopy is poopy

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

I am very humble.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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