- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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