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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Guess who is violent. Osama

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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