- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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