- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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