- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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