Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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GONNA

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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