- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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