- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Lil Wayne

A French man gets into a fight

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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