- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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