- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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