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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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