- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

what did one computer say to the other .........

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A gay man watches football.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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