- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Tucker Rivera

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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