I wrote a funny joke.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What's two plus two? Window

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

The dewey decimal system

Your mom.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

69

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

your mom was so fat that she died.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

#Getweird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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