Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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The dewey decimal system

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What's two plus two? Window

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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69

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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