- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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