- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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