- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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