What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

race-car = rac-ecar

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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