Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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poop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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