What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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