What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Emo Girl: Whats Your Favorite song? Regulor Girl: Something Carrie Underwood sing!(: Emo Girl: Are you retarted? Regulor Girl: Well im not the one who loves Emos .-. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honstley, I didnt right this my cousin told me to wriget this... i think its stupied... And Yes, Ima Emo but im not trying to judge people if there emo or not! :D Luv ya! -Angel- <3

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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A seal walks into a club...

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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