women's rights

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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this site is funny.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Women's Rights

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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japan4.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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