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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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