- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

DEATH.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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