Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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