- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Harry Chappell raped someone

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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