Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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