A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Penis

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Soccer...

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Jayden Eccles

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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