What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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mental kid

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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