- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Elizabeth Warren

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

scientology.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

ejaculation JLR

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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