- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I grunt when I poop.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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