- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

being sober in a bar fight

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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