josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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