What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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