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women's rights

whats 2+2 equal? 4

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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