Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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