- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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