What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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