- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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