- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

911 jokes are just plane wrong

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