A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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