- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

George Bush.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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